INTRODUCING A DIGITAL AGENCY THAT GUARANTEE RESULTS OR THEY DON'T GET PAID. SERIOUSLY.
Relax, we’re not losing our minds! And yes, we’ve put it down in writing. Keep on reading to get the scoop on this super limited-time offer...
Updated: 16th of June, 2024
Dear Business Builder,
If you're looking to attract tons of clients, customers, and sales that your business can handle, then you’re in for a treat with this message.
Here’s the deal:
Honestly, you’d have to be completely out of it not to feel a rush of excitement about this offer.
And I get it—your inner skeptic is probably shouting, "What’s the catch?!"
I mean, what business owner wouldn’t raise an eyebrow at such a bold statement?
But relax, we’ve got a ton of credentials and proof to back everything up.
*grabs popcorn*
To kick things off, we’ve created a one-of-a-kind 'selling system' that you won’t find anywhere else.
(This is just one of the reasons this is all possible, and we’ve successfully used it in over...
GENERATING A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF CUSTOMERS THAT FLOOD YOUR BUSINESS
We're putting together an offer that's hard for any smart business owner to turn down—give it a shot with zero risk!
First off, if you’re running ads on Google or Facebook, we’ll completely revamp your ads.
Secondly, you won’t have to pay us a dime in management fees while we test our ads against your current ones.
What this means is, if we don’t outperform your existing campaigns (which is pretty unlikely), you won’t owe us anything.
Just think about it: if we don’t deliver, you pay...
NO setup fees!
NO management fees!
NO copywriting fees!
NO design or development fees!
NO unicorn-catching fees!
(Just making sure I still have your attention)
In fact, you won’t pay us anything!
And here’s the kicker:
If we do outperform your current ad campaigns (which is very likely), you still won’t be out of pocket...
Because every dollar you spend with us will come from the EXTRA sales you wouldn’t have made without our new campaign!
So, why are we making such a bold offer?
It’s pretty straightforward...
If you’re like most business owners, you’ve probably tried just about every method to grow your business.
Some have worked, but a lot haven’t.
At this point, you’ve likely faced lies, deceit, theft, and all sorts of nonsense...
RIPPED OFF BY FILTHY MARKETING SCUM BAGS!
Who sold you the world, and at best, delivered the moon.
I know you’ve seen them...
Those hipsters lounging around with their whiteboards, chatting about vegan cheese, thigh gaps, and how many "impressions" your ads racked up...
(Ugh! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil)
In a world where coaches are just coaching other coaches, most digital marketers feel like sketchy rug salesmen.
So instead of wasting our time trying to prove we’re different...
We’ve decided to put our own money on the line to SHOW YOU we’re different.
Because honestly, the digital marketing field has more incompetence per capita than just about any other profession. No joke.
(Well, maybe solar companies and chiropractors give them a run for their money)
Anyway, whether it was a digital marketing agency, an in-house employee, a business consultant, or some almond latte-sipping "marketing guru" who promised you the world...
In the end, they probably left you with more excuses than actual results.
We like to say, "digital marketing is 80% confusion and 20% commission."
It’s unfortunate, but it’s mostly true.
And most business owners tackle their growth with digital marketing like...
WALKING ACROSS A LIVE MINEFIELD STARK NAKED AND BLINDFOLFED!
So, what sets us apart from those couch-sitting "experts" and theory-spouting folks who love to chat but hardly ever follow through?
First off, we’re the only agency bold enough to promise results—if we don’t deliver, you don’t pay.
Secondly, we’re not some fly-by-night operation that just popped up last week...
Nope, we’ve been around since 2014, which is basically ancient history in the online world.
Our strategies?
They’re tried and true...
Honed through over $10 million in ad spend across 348 different industries and niches, leading to a whopping $2 billion in reported client revenue.
We’ve got this down to a fine art.
It’s like a math problem we’ve solved.
But hey, we don’t expect you to just take our word for it.
*Wink*
Let’s dive into the solid proof we’ve been cooking up for the last several years!
HOW THE HELL CAN WE GUARANTEE RESULTS?
It's super straightforward.
We're confident in delivering results thanks to our one-of-a-kind approach and 'selling system.'
Most digital agencies excel at the technical side of things but often lack real selling skills, especially in today’s digital landscape.
At BrosPixel, everything we do is focused on one thing: SELLING!
Honestly, we only get paid if we succeed.
(You can almost hear my accountant's cries echoing in the distance!)
But hang on, let me share something...
We've crafted a fresh and innovative "system" that can sell just about anything to anyone, no matter the price.
It blends "mind hijacking" persuasion tactics, top-notch media buying, and what we like to call the "attention-flywheel."
This unique mix creates a marketing system that can help nearly any business sell like crazy!
And if it doesn’t work, we won’t charge you a dime.
But let’s be real for a second...
Getting reliable and consistent results online isn’t just a matter of...
'MAGIC PIXIE DUST' SPRINKLED ON 'CROSSED FINGERS' WITH A DASH OF 'HOPE AND PRAY FOR THE BEST'
It's not just about that...
It's about having a consistent and dependable "system" for selling.
Our "selling system" is packed with a treasure trove of tried-and-true strategies and tactics that most digital agencies have never even heard of.
For instance...
We’ve figured out a simple adjustment for nearly any landing page that can boost conversions by up to 400%! Just think about it—how awesome would it be to quadruple your leads while slashing your cost per lead by 375%?
We’ve cracked the code on writing Google and Facebook ads that leverage psychological triggers to grab your prospect's attention, practically compelling them to click and take action!
(Honestly, not even one in a hundred digital agencies or "experts" know how to pull this off!)
We’ve also uncovered the secret "scroll-stopping" technique for Facebook Ads that draws in more traffic for less cash (Even the most seasoned Facebook marketers don’t fully grasp how to do this).
We can point out the biggest blunder businesses make with Google Ads!
(This mistake can cost business owners and marketers a fortune in lost profits and market share.)
We know how to tap into huge new "starving crowds" of prospects in ANY market—those who spend like crazy even when the economy is tough and your prices are higher than the competition.
And that’s not all; we also know how to...
INCREASE THE PULLING POWER OF ALMOST ANY AD BY UP TO 900%!
We've applied this approach in countless fiercely competitive markets to outshine and take the lead over tough rivals.
After investing $3 million in advertising, we've figured out how to tweak the 'look' of your ads on Google and Facebook to boost conversions significantly. It's actually the opposite of what most folks think, and it could seriously ramp up your sales!
We've created a reliable method to attract highly-qualified leads to you... but only when they're ready, eager, and able to make a purchase! (Forget the typical "digital marketing tactics" that just end up wasting your time with window shoppers and bargain hunters.)
We have a way to significantly boost the number of 'ready-to-buy' leads your ads pull in... often while keeping your traffic costs the same or even lower! (Most agencies wouldn’t even know this is achievable.)
There's a simple adjustment you can make to your Google Ads that can increase Click-Through Rates by a whopping 650%! (This gets Google's algorithm excited, and they reward you with top-notch traffic!)
We also know how a minor 'bidding adjustment' can enhance your profits from Google and Facebook Ads by 50%... without changing a single word in your ads or landing pages!
You get the gist, right?
With our extensive experience across 348 different industries and niches, generating over $2 billion in sales for our clients...
We genuinely believe that...
WE CAN BEAT ANY AGENCY, MARKETER OR TRAFFIC EXPERT ON PLANET EARTH OR YOU WON'T PAY US A SINGLE CENT!
Are you feeling pumped about this offer? Ready to see what we can do together?
Wait a sec, hold your horses...
We need to take a step back first.
This isn’t for everyone.
There are three key things you need to have in place before you even think about jumping in:
First off, you should already be running ads on Google or Facebook, and they need to be making you money. This isn’t for beginners or businesses that aren’t already in the online advertising game. (If you’re looking for us to build a funnel and ads from scratch, check if you qualify here).
Second, you have to be cool with us creating ads that we believe will sell. Since we’re footing the bill, we’re not too concerned about what you, your business partner, your spouse, or even Snow White and her crew think about our ads. We’ll only check with you for legal and factual approval, but we’ll keep all the creative control. If it’s not our ad, we can’t promise it’ll work.
Lastly, you can’t be selling anything that’s shady, illegal, scammy, dangerous, or involved in multi-level marketing.
Simple as that.
So, does this sound like something you’d be into? Do you check all the boxes?
If yes, click here to schedule a 30-minute strategy session with our team and see if we’re a good match.
P.S. Hey there, still need a little more convincing?
Alright, listen up, my friend.
You could keep grinding away, stressing out, and worrying about where your next client is coming from...
You could be pulling your hair out over the endless drama of sketchy ad agencies, rising costs, unreliable staff, low conversion rates, and an income that’s all over the place.
Or, you could just click the link below, set up a call with my team, and find out how to supercharge your sales in the next six months. No risk involved!
But a word of warning, when you pray for the rain, you have to deal with the mud. So you better have the infrastructure in your business to SCALE!
No, "oh can we pause the ads for a week". Time to put your grown-up pants on, and SCALE.
Speak soon.
THE TL;DR VERSION:
We'll build a campaign to beat your best ads for you - and if we don't beat them we don't get paid. But act now before there's a waiting list, and a strict dress code...because we're only taking on 4 new clients per month with this offer.